Stimulus Money
10-20-2009, 07:50 AM
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Stimulus Money
Stimulus Money
Sometime this year, we taxpayers may again receive an Economic Stimulus
payment.
This is a very exciting new program. I will explain it using the Q and A
format:
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q.. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV
set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending
your stimulus check wisely:
* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to
China.
* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Middle East.
* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India.
* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to South America.
* If you buy a car, it will go to Japan or Korea.
* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan.
* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to
management bonuses, which will be hidden offshore.
SO, keep the money in America by:
1. spending it at yard sales, or
2. going to ball games, or
3. spending it on hookers, or
4. beer or
5. tattoos.
These are the only American businesses still operating in the US by the US.
Go to yardsales where you may meet Hookers whom you can take to a ballgame to drink beer and get a tattoo with.
Sometime this year, we taxpayers may again receive an Economic Stimulus
payment.
This is a very exciting new program. I will explain it using the Q and A
format:
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q.. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV
set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending
your stimulus check wisely:
* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to
China.
* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Middle East.
* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India.
* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to South America.
* If you buy a car, it will go to Japan or Korea.
* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan.
* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to
management bonuses, which will be hidden offshore.
SO, keep the money in America by:
1. spending it at yard sales, or
2. going to ball games, or
3. spending it on hookers, or
4. beer or
5. tattoos.
These are the only American businesses still operating in the US by the US.
Go to yardsales where you may meet Hookers whom you can take to a ballgame to drink beer and get a tattoo with.
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10-23-2009, 11:18 AM
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LOL, im one up on ya polara, I hit all 5 last week,My buddys a tat artist, so i went to his shop , (his garage actually) to get 1, while I was there. his wife was haveing a garage sale. so we wer drinkng beer watching the cubbies while he gave me my tat . oh did i mention that his old lady is a part time hooker to help with their house payments?
11-25-2009, 12:13 PM
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[quote=printdoc;31580]Stimulus Money
Sometime this year, we taxpayers may again receive an Economic Stimulus
payment.
This is a very exciting new program. I will explain it using the Q and A
format:
Very well put, I honestly think the stimulus thing is a bunch of B.S. I mean people only got like $600. What is that gas for the challenger and some bread for a couple weeks? hmmmm I mean if they really wanted to stimulate the economy they would give everyone some real money like 2 or 3k something that they could take and pay off their house or put a good down payment towards something. Find them a nice Mopar project car. I mean really $600 was just insulting. Especially since its money they STOLE from you in the first place.
Sometime this year, we taxpayers may again receive an Economic Stimulus
payment.
This is a very exciting new program. I will explain it using the Q and A
format:
Very well put, I honestly think the stimulus thing is a bunch of B.S. I mean people only got like $600. What is that gas for the challenger and some bread for a couple weeks? hmmmm I mean if they really wanted to stimulate the economy they would give everyone some real money like 2 or 3k something that they could take and pay off their house or put a good down payment towards something. Find them a nice Mopar project car. I mean really $600 was just insulting. Especially since its money they STOLE from you in the first place.
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