long time no chat scotty but happy birthday my long lost pal . i hope all is going well . i'm having a blue with my misus right now hahaha . yep it's so bad to chating to you guys even for 10 mins . chicks are F'd .

 

Hey Dead! Good on ya mate! Same ***** here. Just saw this on the web....Marriage is like a deck of cards, you start out with two Hearts and a Diamond. By the end of it, all you want is a ******* Club and a Spade! [Maybe a little lime will help too! And remember, ALL bodies are found in "shallow graves". So dig a DEEP ONE!]

 

BAhaaaahaha...awesome

 

nice reply scotty . that game of cards using the club & spades is that called snap lol . i need to get back on here as soon as i get settled again . i'm moving house again ( thats 3 times in a year ) this time onto 5 acres & it's got a real deadkelly hideout/shed to keep my ute in . i've just got f'all time at the moment you know these ready made familey's how they go hahaha . well it's not to bad me misus has her shooters licence now . so now she's got legal iron in the house now . i'll try & get back on a bit more . i sent a email to your army today asking if the have room for a keen aussie in there ranks . wow but it would be a huge pay cut . cheers .