Greetings from Ontario, Canada
12-31-2009 | 05:27 PM
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I'll consider the source..............I always thought of the goalie as the 'slow' guy they dressed up, and shot frozen pucks at.
Thanks for the welcome guys. The po delivered it yesterday, I went out this morning and it was a no start. This is going to be fun.
Gary
12-31-2009 | 06:13 PM
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From: Michigan: The First Line of Defense From The Canadians!
New Ontario Law:
The O.P.P. are cracking down on speeders heading into Ottawa:
For the first offense,they give you two Senators tickets.
If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q. What do you call 30 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup Finals?
A. The Ottawa Senators
Q. What do the Ottawa Senators and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 20,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.
Q. How do you keep the Ottawa Senators out of your yard?
A. Put up a net in it.
Q. What do you call an Ottawa Senator with a Stanley Cup ring?
A. A thief.
Q. How many Ottawa Senators does it take to win a Stanley Cup?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out.
Q. What do the Ottawa Senators and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Sorry, I'm a Wings fan!
Welcome, and all in good fun!
The O.P.P. are cracking down on speeders heading into Ottawa:
For the first offense,they give you two Senators tickets.
If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q. What do you call 30 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup Finals?
A. The Ottawa Senators
Q. What do the Ottawa Senators and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 20,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.
Q. How do you keep the Ottawa Senators out of your yard?
A. Put up a net in it.
Q. What do you call an Ottawa Senator with a Stanley Cup ring?
A. A thief.
Q. How many Ottawa Senators does it take to win a Stanley Cup?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out.
Q. What do the Ottawa Senators and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Sorry, I'm a Wings fan!
Welcome, and all in good fun!
01-01-2010 | 01:57 AM
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thinkin with me dipstick
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From: sw desert
01-01-2010 | 11:58 AM
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