0 to 200 in six seconds!!!!!!!!!!
06-05-2009, 07:55 AM
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0 to 200 in six seconds!!!!!!!!!!
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
06-05-2009, 04:14 PM
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So this hot blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm.
A guy comes up to her and says " Hey where did you get that ?"
The Pig says, I won her in a raffle.
A guy comes up to her and says " Hey where did you get that ?"
The Pig says, I won her in a raffle.
06-05-2009, 07:43 PM
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haha
ok, i got one
a man wins the lottery
filled with joy, he rushed home and tells his wife
he tells her to pack her bags
she asks where are we going
he responds, not we, you!
Bye Bye
ok, i got one
a man wins the lottery
filled with joy, he rushed home and tells his wife
he tells her to pack her bags
she asks where are we going
he responds, not we, you!
Bye Bye
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