Dealing with jerks on airplanes
02-06-2010, 03:25 AM
#1
Mopar Lover
Thread Starter
Dealing with jerks on airplanes
I have to admit I stole this off another forum, but it's too good not to pass on. Do NOT open that link if you're somewhere you can't afford to laugh out loud.
What to do on an airplane when you are seated next to a real jerk:
1. Take out your laptop.
2. Slowly open your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6 Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the heavens.
7. Breathe deeply and open this site:
http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.
What to do on an airplane when you are seated next to a real jerk:
1. Take out your laptop.
2. Slowly open your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6 Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the heavens.
7. Breathe deeply and open this site:
http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.
02-06-2010, 04:54 AM
#4
Mopar Lover
Thread Starter
Ain't that the truth Mr340, but it'd be worth it for the right clown... Heck, I've had my heels locked by a 2 star general for hijacking a helicopter when I was in the Army, I think it'd be worth it lol
