texas state troopers
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texas state troopers
>GOOD
>In Richardson, Texas, a State Trooper was running radar. He had a perfect
>Spot to watch for speeders, but he wasn't getting any. Then he discovered
>The problem. A 12 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted
>Sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD!" The officer later found a young
>Accomplice down the road with a sign reading, "TIPS" and a bucket full of
>Money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
>
>BETTER
>A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated
>Radar post in Plano, Texas. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being
>Cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded
>With another mailed photo of handcuffs.
>
>BEST
>A young woman was pulled over in Austin, Texas for speeding. As the TX
>State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she
>Said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police
>Ball." He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have *****." There was a
>Moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just said. He
>Then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was
>laughing too hard to start her car.
>In Richardson, Texas, a State Trooper was running radar. He had a perfect
>Spot to watch for speeders, but he wasn't getting any. Then he discovered
>The problem. A 12 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted
>Sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD!" The officer later found a young
>Accomplice down the road with a sign reading, "TIPS" and a bucket full of
>Money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
>
>BETTER
>A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated
>Radar post in Plano, Texas. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being
>Cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded
>With another mailed photo of handcuffs.
>
>BEST
>A young woman was pulled over in Austin, Texas for speeding. As the TX
>State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she
>Said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police
>Ball." He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have *****." There was a
>Moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just said. He
>Then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was
>laughing too hard to start her car.
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