I looked around for a bit and didn’t find a thread for posting humor. So post a link, photo or type up a joke. But let’s be nice about it.😁
Thanks Tom

Going to start it off with this.

 

Oh come on !!!! You know I don’t do clean very well… lol
but here we go!!!

 

Ok… I’ll try another one!!!!

 

some days shiny side up can be a bitch!

 

The problem is that you can never un see this image!

 

"That roll over one"...... What are friends for !!!!! lol

 

Every once in awhile you see something that really makes you think 🤔

 

Lol

 

 

 

If I had this done the critter would look decomposed. lol

 

sounds about right, the same person is an expert on your work, how many cars you should have or the tools you need…

 

LOL

 

 

Hahahahhahaha… yep!!!!

 

I just had someone call me lazy!!!!
I don't know why, I didn't do anything.

Hahahahahahaha

 

ME: Miss, Id like to ask you a question about the menu, Please.
Server: Sir! The men I please are none of your business !!!

Hahahahahahaha...

 

I just paid for a 12 month gym membership.
My bank just called to see if my credit card was stolen!!!

 

 

I called my heart doctor yesterday and was on hold for 22 minutes before someone answered and they wanted me to hold, I just said fxxk it and hung up.

 

When my son was very young he asked me whats a fork lift?
I said: Usually food.

 

hahaahahahaha!!!! I would have as well!!

 

"Breaking News"
Man gets hit by rental car in crosswalk. He states it HERTZ!

 

Son: Daddy, do trees poop?
Dad: Yes son, that's how we get number 2 pencils.

 

What kind of dog doesn't bark?
?
?
?
?
A Hushpuppy

lol
Have a awesome day Y'all's

 

 

I only buy the good shti!

 

Lol

 

Ok… Hear it comes!!!!!

Two guys walked into a bar… The third guy ducked!!!!

that is all!!!!

Come on!!!! Hahahahahahaha

 

Here it is,
A man goes to the Doctor and has him put his head by his hip and listen, the Doctor here’s, give me $50. The Doctor can’t believe what he’s hearing so the man tells him to put his head by his knee, the doctor hears please loan me $25. The doctor is stumped and finally the man says listen to my ankle and then the doctor hears please I need $10, the doctor simply can’t believe it.
so the man asked the doctor what was wrong with his leg and the doctor said well it’s apparent your leg is broke in three places…🙂