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Old 06-20-2009, 01:55 AM
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It really happened!
The wife just asked me "are you sure I cant get you another beer" There is a god! Thought I'd never hear those words!
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Old 06-20-2009, 02:20 AM
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was it followed by "it's no problem, the refrigerator is on my way back from emptying your wallet"
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Old 06-20-2009, 02:30 AM
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ROTFLMAO, as she's beating my ***!
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Old 06-20-2009, 07:19 AM
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Talking whats the motive behind it
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Old 06-20-2009, 07:32 AM
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Question is though...... what does/will she want in return?
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Old 06-20-2009, 02:30 PM
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probably lots of $$$$$ for shopping
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Old 06-20-2009, 04:30 PM
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i don't know but tune into the Jerry springer show he'll get to the bottom of this . Jerry Jerry
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Old 06-21-2009, 03:27 AM
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Boys I am going to demystify the secret of modern woman, What does she want ? The answer of course is...MORE !!
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Old 06-21-2009, 08:18 AM
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Old 06-21-2009, 06:21 PM
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Boys I am going to demystify the secret of modern woman, What does she want ? The answer of course is...MORE !!
& whats she gonna get nothing .
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Old 06-21-2009, 06:26 PM
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Did you buy her some knee pads?
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Old 06-21-2009, 06:33 PM
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hahaha yes knee pads would benefit both of you .
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Old 06-21-2009, 07:39 PM
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Old 06-21-2009, 08:57 PM
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key word "wife"
no need for knee pads once the vows are said and done...
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Old 06-22-2009, 03:19 AM
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Scientists have discovered a desert that actually lowers sex drive in women..wedding cake !
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Old 06-22-2009, 12:12 PM
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hahaha i don't like cake , wedding cake ain't got a chance . haha i seen the gingivitis south park last night what a crack up .
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Old 06-22-2009, 12:26 PM
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I dont see what the big dust-up is over letting gays get married. Go ahead, get married, why should they get to be any happier than the rest of us!
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Old 06-22-2009, 12:50 PM
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There is only one good thing about gay guys, there's that many more chicks running around.
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Old 06-22-2009, 12:56 PM
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There's only one good thing about straight guys, there's that many more chicks that realize they're lesbians.
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Old 06-22-2009, 01:06 PM
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I've found that most women are only 5 shots of tequila away from being a lesbian!
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Old 06-22-2009, 01:44 PM
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I've been a lesbian as long as I can remember...lmfao
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Old 06-22-2009, 04:11 PM
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cartman: "My grandma's Dutch-Irish and my grandpa's lesbian, that makes me quarter lesbian!"
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Old 06-22-2009, 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by MonteCarloChick
There's only one good thing about straight guys, there's that many more chicks that realize they're lesbians.
once you find 'em, you can all go out for a nice box lunch...
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Old 06-23-2009, 04:09 AM
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haha...sweeeeet
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Old 06-23-2009, 09:05 AM
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As long as the box is clean
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Old 06-23-2009, 10:42 AM
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Holy Diver
You've been down too long in the midnight sea
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Old 06-23-2009, 11:01 AM
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haaaaaaaaaate that song.
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Old 06-23-2009, 11:31 AM
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I think I love you...lmfao
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