new disease?
03-26-2009, 08:40 PM
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new disease?
i went out on a date today (doesn't happen very often) and my hands are permanently black from working on cars almost every day. I scrub with gojo and a hard bristled brush but it doesn't come out of all of the cracks. The girl i was with asked me why my hands were so dirty. I told her its a medical condition called mopar that does this to you. Its very common in American males. It can sometimes lead to sleeping disorders and in a few occasions an early death. She actually believed me. I'm proud to suffer from mopar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlYnm...e=channel_page
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlYnm...e=channel_page
03-26-2009, 09:17 PM
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i went out on a date today (doesn't happen very often) and my hands are permanently black from working on cars almost every day. I scrub with gojo and a hard bristled brush but it doesn't come out of all of the cracks. The girl i was with asked me why my hands were so dirty. I told her its a medical condition called mopar that does this to you. Its very common in American males. It can sometimes lead to sleeping disorders and in a few occasions an early death. She actually believed me. I'm proud to suffer from mopar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlYnm...e=channel_page
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlYnm...e=channel_page
03-26-2009, 10:38 PM
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If she bought that then you need to keep her. Honey i need to buy this new hemi crate motor cause the old 318 just wont run on pump gas any more. Oh really, ok get it then. sweeeet. If she is a blonde thats just a bonus.
03-27-2009, 04:55 AM
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no shes not a blonde. shes a redhead but still not the brightest person. nice thing is shes 6'2'' so i wouldnt have to change all the lightbulbs.
03-27-2009, 04:30 PM
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thinkin with me dipstick
they're not dumb, just on their best behavior - ring probation if you will. you will all catch hell for wrenching all the time and will all hear the phrase "whats wrong with what you have, do you really need that".
remember, they know when to hold em and know when to fold em - whether he was a gearhead or not, all of them have had a father try to pull a fast one with their mom when it comes to their hobby.
it isnt all bleak - it will just come down to the old trade-offs. you want a carb with 25 more cfm, well she wants a purse and shoes to match...
remember, they know when to hold em and know when to fold em - whether he was a gearhead or not, all of them have had a father try to pull a fast one with their mom when it comes to their hobby.
it isnt all bleak - it will just come down to the old trade-offs. you want a carb with 25 more cfm, well she wants a purse and shoes to match...
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03-27-2009, 07:31 PM
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they're not dumb, just on their best behavior - ring probation if you will. you will all catch hell for wrenching all the time and will all hear the phrase "whats wrong with what you have, do you really need that".
remember, they know when to hold em and know when to fold em - whether he was a gearhead or not, all of them have had a father try to pull a fast one with their mom when it comes to their hobby.
it isnt all bleak - it will just come down to the old trade-offs. you want a carb with 25 more cfm, well she wants a purse and shoes to match...
remember, they know when to hold em and know when to fold em - whether he was a gearhead or not, all of them have had a father try to pull a fast one with their mom when it comes to their hobby.
it isnt all bleak - it will just come down to the old trade-offs. you want a carb with 25 more cfm, well she wants a purse and shoes to match...
03-28-2009, 05:15 PM
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i got her to do a burnout in the fifth ave. she burned a quarter inch of tread off and broke the steel belts. so proud. im glad i get the used cop car tires when they are done.
